It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
false alarm. still invincible.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
