If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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