normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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