She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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