HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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