do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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