This girl is more easily done than said...
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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