since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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