I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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