If you die in college, do you die in real life?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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