Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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