On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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