OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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