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you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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