do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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