I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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