dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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