Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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