Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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