There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
There's even glitter on my cock...
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