one two three fourrrrnication!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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