You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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