Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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