If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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