I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Randomize
