butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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