I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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