so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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