That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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