im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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