I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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