I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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