my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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