I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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