He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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