just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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