we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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