Will you blow on my dice?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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