??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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