so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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