I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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