That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
