He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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