Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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