Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
