It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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