Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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