I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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