Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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