i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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