Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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