But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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