Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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