My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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