Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Im part way to drunk.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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