would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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