Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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