I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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