i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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