1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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